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Oh Island in the Sun

 


If you were stuck on a desert island with 3 other people what is the first thing that you would do ?
Assess how good their physical form is in case I had to eat them.

If you could choose the 3 people you’d want to be stuck with, who would they be and what are your reasons for choosing them ?
Tori, Toni and a cow. They’d keep me entertained and you could imagine where I’m going with the cow.

If you could take 3 items with you, what would they be ?
A never ending supply of food and water and books to read.

Where would you build a shelter (eg on a hill, on the beach, etc.) and why ?
I’d probably build it in the most illogical place to start off with, then learn my lesson and build it in a cave..

Do you know how to make fire without matches or a lighter ?
I have a fair idea but I wouldn’t’want to have to try.

What would you eat ?
Now you see why the cow’s there !!!

Would you eat rats if you had to ?
No !

Know any good desert island recipes ?
Aside from cow ?

Would you be more Tom Hanks ‘Castaway’ quiet and reflective or ‘Swiss Family Robinson’ styles, building elaborate treehouses and making the most of things ?
If Toni and Tori were there we’d probably do as little as possible and probably end up starving from our own lack of practicality.

What are the 3 things you would miss the most if you were stuck on an island?
Contact with the outside world. My friends and family and hot showers.

What would be your greatest offering that would help you and the other 3 get by on the island without going insane ? (eg good humour, storytelling abilities, first aid knowledge, survivor instincts, etc.)
The ability to hunt, kill, cook,chop, construct and be a general outdoor-type whilst still retaining goddessness. A palate that never gets tired of coconut. Mosquito-proof skin.

How would you make your escape from the island ?
A daring rescue by three qorgeous men (one each for Tori, Toni and I) and a particularly charming bull (for the cow if she made it) in the latest Lear Jet after a tireless search to find the lost beauties that had left the world in such darkness. Safely on the jet, we would be wined and dined with U2 playing soulful ballads composed especially for us in the background.

What is the first thing that you would do upon arriving safely home again ?
Have a shower.

[source: tribeworld.com]
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